March 2012
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Me: Hey, are you tired or something? Your eyes are super red.
Student: Cocaine does that.
Me: Not the quality stuff.
Student: Oh... makes sense.
Me: I can probably get in trouble for that.
Student: I'm the one who brought up cocaine.
Me: Yeah, but I sold it to you.
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February 2012
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Me: Okay, so we have these two functions f of x and g of x and we are going to compose the function g into our function f and let x become 4 y plus 2.
Class: ...
Me: Let me try again, we are going to put our math inside of our other math so we can do math with our math.
Class: Oh...
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January 2012
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Called out sick for the first time in four years… I hate it.
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I think on Monday during school I’m going to just ignore all of the students and teach them abstract algebra. If they say anything I’ll just act like they are answering my questions correctly and continue working on whatever problem I am doing and throw out things like “from here it’s trivial” and “I’ll leave you to fill in the missing steps.” ...
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I have decided to switch all of my lesson plans and other documents onto Google Docs instead of Microsoft word. It is fantastic.
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December 2011
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